Finished wankin.
Out of everythin.
Tossin & turnin
& goofin on the Ket.
Let’s go find a target
on the internet.
Me ex detests me.
Me kids won’t see me.
Friends with no-one,
& everyone wants me bet.
Let’s go spray me brainshit
on the internet.
I do me own research.
Click click click til I find what hurts,
launch it on me profile
like a rocket from a jet.
I make vomit hurl!
I give diarrhea the runs!
I give plagues to rats!
I make pneumonia sweat!
But what an Ace am I,
on the internet!
So who cares if I dunno
me arse from me elbow
& that I’m not very good
at the alphabet
when I can be a Mussolini
on the internet!
Yeh when I’m Bollocksonaro
On t’internet!
Dave Lordan
Lordan’s Lit 