BOLLOCKSONARO AKA THE PAYTRIOT AKA THE RUBBER GOON AKA KETMAN21. #worldantiracismday

Finished wankin.
Out of everythin.
Tossin & turnin
& goofin on the Ket.

Let’s go find a target
on the internet.

Me ex detests me.
Me kids won’t see me.
Friends with no-one,
& everyone wants me bet.

Let’s go spray me brainshit
on the internet.

I do me own research.
Click click click til I find what hurts,
launch it on me profile
like a rocket from a jet.

I make vomit hurl!
I give diarrhea the runs!
I give plagues to rats!
I make pneumonia sweat!

But what an Ace am I,
on the internet!

So who cares if I dunno
me arse from me elbow
& that I’m not very good
at the alphabet

when I can be a Mussolini
on the internet!

Yeh when I’m Bollocksonaro
On t’internet!


Dave Lordan